Mary

Mary is TRPGS' resident drug dealer, who sells to support her own habit. Currently she is trying to rebuild her empire from scratch after being undermined by Boney's ability to shit blunts on command. Her only (potential) customer is Lucas.Paula only sort of comes around every once and a while to inhale the second-hand fumes before dashing off to another gig.

When she's not completely passed out, Mary  runs a blog, which was ranked by public vote to be the "3rd worst stoner blog in the country". She also studies her own branch of philosophy, which concerns "medicinal meditation" and accessing the astral plane.

Despite her faults, Mary actually cares deeply for her adopted alien son, Giegue, and her grandson, Ninten.

She still has no idea what yiffing is.